∂єя тяαυмвєяυf єιиєѕ ємσѕ ѕ¢ниєι∂єя!

ωαяυм ωιℓℓ єιи ємσ ℓιєвєя נαραиєя ѕєιи ωєgєи ιняєи ѕ¢нℓιтzαυgєи

DeR LiEbLiNgSsPrUcH EiNeS EmOs? IsT GeRiTzT!

∂єя ѕριтzиαмє єιиєѕ ємσѕ ѕ¢нℓιтzσня!

ѠĪƐ ßƐZƐĪƇĤИƐŦ MΛИ ƐĪИƐИ SƇĤѠĪMMƐИDƐИ ƐM♡? ƐĪИƐ ĤƐƱĿß♡ĴƐ

Hier weitere MSN Nicks, unten sind alle noch mal in Niederländisch:

αℓℓєѕ, ωαѕ ѕιє вяαυ¢нєη, ιѕт ℓιєвє, αℓℓєѕ, ωαѕ ѕιє вєкσммєη, нαυѕαυƒgαвєη

αℓℓє ѕ¢нöηєη ∂ιηgє ιм ℓєвєη ιѕт ιℓℓєgαℓ, υηмєηѕ¢нℓι¢нє σ∂єя ѕ¢нℓє¢нт ƒüя ѕιє

“ιня ηαмє” (gєѕρєяят)

ωєηη нєυтє 0 gяα∂ υη∂ мσяgєη ιѕт ∂αѕ 2χ ѕσ кαℓт, ωιє кαℓт ωιя∂ єѕ мσяgєη ѕєιηє

“ιня ηαмє” (∂єη ι¢н вℓσ¢кιєят нαвє, ιнηєη zυ)
“Klicken Sie hier zur Teilnahme an dem Programm zur Verbesserung der Kundenzufriedenheit beit zutragen”

Alte Funny MSN Nicks (nl) 2009

Alle leuke dingen in het leven zijn illegaal, onmenselijk of slecht voor je
Als Amerikanen rijst gooien bij een bruiloft, gooien Aziaten dan hotdogs?
Als de aarde een appel is, is de school een rotte plek
Als de meeste ongelukken in huis gebeuren, waarom gaan we dan niet verhuizen?
Als echtparen echt paren dan hebben echtgenoten echt genoten
Als een schizofreen persoon met zelfmoord dreigt, kan hij dat wegens gijzeling veroordeeld worden?
Als een woord verkeerd gespeld staat in het woordenboek, komen we daar dan ooit achter?
Als er iets speelt in een land, laat het dan vooral de kinderen wezen
Als God alles kan, kan hij dan ook een steen maken die zo groot is dat hij hem zelf niet meer kan tillen?
Als het vandaag 0 graden is en morgen wordt het 2x zo koud, hoe koud wordt het dan morgen?

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Ŕ♡ƇҠ ΛИD Ŕ♡ĿĿ

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PuNk gÖrE

ʍιchεαl jαcκ$øπ – †hε lεĝεπδ

★ﻨ lօνε հօսรε★

ĪƇĤ ĤöŔ ИƱŔ Ĥ♡ƱSƐ

★★.·¯`★ ßƱSĤĪD♡★¯`·.★★

︻┳═一 ĝαπĝ$†α ʍucκε

i l★vę Ʈęट৸П★

мιѕfσятυиє ѕнσωѕ тнσѕє ωнσ αяє иσт яєαℓℓу fяιєи∂ѕ

нє/ѕнє ωнσ нαѕ α тнσυѕαи∂ fяιєи∂ѕ нαѕ иσт α fяιєи∂ тσ ѕραяє, ωнσ нαѕ σиє єиєму ωιℓℓ мєєт нιм єνєяуωнєяє

FŔĪƐИDSĤĪṖ MSИ ИΛMƐS ĪS Λ SṖƐƇĪΛĿ ҠĪИD ♡F Ŀ♡√Ɛ

If you tell someone you like people, they can’t resist liking you back
There are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet
What is a friend? 1 soul in 2 bodies
Λ ƬЯЦΣ FЯIΣПD ƧƬΛBƧ ΥӨЦ IП ƬΉΣ FЯӨПƬ
We are all alone untill we accept our need for others
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me
Love is blind; friendship msn names closes its eyes
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives
The secret to friendship msn names is being a good listener
friendship msn names is a horizon which expands whenever we approach it
friendship msn names often ends in love; but love in friendship msn names–never
Life without friendship msn names is like the sky without sun
True friendship msn names comes when silence between two people is comfortable
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart
We will be friends until forever, just you wait see
Friends are like good bras: supportive, hard to find, and close to the heart
Friends are like condoms: they protect you when things get hard
As long as forever, I will stay by your side; I,ll be your companion, your friend and your guide

єιη ƒяєυη∂ ιѕт ∂єя мєηѕ¢н ∂єя мι¢н ηιммт ωιє ι¢н вιη υη∂ ηι¢нт ωιє єя αм ωєηιgѕтєη ρяσвℓємє мιт мιя нαт

·#·&·$46Ѕσ ΗσТω·$#F10400Єη∂ιG ω·$#F30300Ιє ∂ιЄ ·$#F50300ƒЯєΥη∂·$#F80200ѕ¢нΑƒТ ·$#FA0200ιЅт Ηι¢·$#FC0100нТѕ Ιм ·$4ℓєВєΗ!·0

ηι¢нт ωєя мιт ∂ιя ℓα¢нт; ηι¢нт ωєя мιт ∂ιя ωєιηт, ηυя ωєя мιт ∂ιя ƒüнℓт ιѕт ∂єιη яє¢нтєя ƒяєυη∂!

·#·$12ƑяЄυΗ∂Є ѕΙη∂ ·$#3300CCωΙє ЅтЄяΗє: ι·$#660099Η ∂Єя Ηα¢нТ ·$#990066ηΙ¢Нт ΙмМєЯ z·$#CC0033Υ ѕЄнЄη, ∂Σ¢Н·$4 ѕТäΗ∂Ιg ∂α!·0

FrIeNdS WiNs iT By cHaNcE
·#·&·$46ƑяЄ·$#F00400υΗ∂·$#F20400Ѕ¢Н·$#F30300αƑт·$#F50300 Ιѕ·$#F70200Т ℓ·$#F80200ΙєВ·$#FA0200є Σ·$#FB0100нΗє·$#FD0100 Ѕє·$4Χ. ·0

No nIcKnAmE

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мєιη ηι¢кηαмє ιѕт ωєg :∂

·#·$15,8%·$8|·$4%·$8,4%·$4|·$5%·$4,5%·$5|·$1%·$5,1%·$16 Nickname gesperrt !!! ·$5%·$1,5%·$5|·$4%·$5,4%·$4|·$8%·$4,8%·0

NiCkNaMe aBgElAuFeN BiTtE LiZeNz aKtIvIeReN

ηι¢кηαмє мєℓ∂єт ƒєнℓєя “zυ ρєяƒє¢т”

3..2..1 MeIn nIcK

(•̪●))=/̵͇̿̿/’̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿  VΣЯGIƧƧ ΣƧ MΣIП ηι¢к

αℓℓ ¢єαтє∂ тαттσємαη more : funny msn screen names – funny letters msn names by my-msn-nicks.de

• I can`t come tonight, my tires got dizzy…
• I invented the cordless extension cord
• I`m moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes…
• The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with
• I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own
• I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup
• I must confess, I was born at a very early age
• Marry me and I`ll never look at another horse!
• I don`t like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times
• We`d better get outta here, I think I hear one of those silent alarms
• They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst
• It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
• Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody`s gotta pay
• Never do anything that you wouldn`t want to explain to the paramedics
• Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year
• Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who`s got the smallest
• I never appoligize! I`m sorry, that`s just not the way I am
• Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass (continue reading…)