my MSN Nicks.de

• ι’м мσяє ∂яυηк тнαη α тняєє-ℓєggє∂ ¢нι¢кєη ση α ωєт ραт¢н σƒ ι¢є!
• єνєя ѕтσρ тσ тнιηк, αη∂ ƒσяgєт тσ ѕтαят αgαιηє
• We all smile in the same language
• He’s not dead, he’s electroencephalographically challenged.
• He who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs
• I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
• There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
• I’m better than normal, I’m abnormal!
• I don’t have to be careful, I’ve got a gun
• Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
• If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
• If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
• Opinions are like assholes… Everyone’s got one, and they stink
• Hard work never killed anybody, but why take chances
• If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
• Life’s a beach… Surf it up!
• Man who sit on tack get point!

thank you Brain

• Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
• Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it a hundred times
• ι ∂ση’т ¢υяѕє, ∂яιηк αη∂ ѕмσкє. нєℓу ѕнιт! му ¢ιgαяєттє ƒєℓℓ ιη му gℓαѕѕ σƒ вєєя!
• Dont steal, the government hates competition
• ΣVΣЯ ƧƬӨP ƬӨ ƬΉIПΚ, ΛПD FӨЯGΣƬ ƬӨ ƧƬΛЯƬ ΛGΛIП!

demnächst gibt es ganz viele neue Englische, Russische , Italianische, Polnische und Türkische Nicks ganz neue , unsere 6 Nickler sind schon fleißg am nicken, also wir brauchen keine weitere Nickler vorerst.