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# All good boys and girls will go to heaven thats y i wasnt invited.
# When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
# What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
# I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
# Not me, not now, maybe later…
# Life’s a beach… Surf it up!
# Trying is the first step towards failure
# I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
# If it is tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
# Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but milk do?
# Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
# I’m more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
# When I’m good I’m very good but when I’m bad I’m better
# To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life’s problems
# WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? … Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i’LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
# I avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it
# I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
# Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
# Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
# There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
# Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
# When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
# Gravity always wins
# The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
# There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
# I’m not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
# Buy land, they have quit making it!
# Don’t judge a man by his boxers, it’s what’s inside that counts
# I’m not suffering from insanity, I’m enjoying every minute of it
# Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
# Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
# Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
# Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
# What happens if you get scared half to death… twice?
# Smile, it makes people wonder what you’re up too..
# Opinions are like assholes… Everyone’s got one, and they stink
# Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
# Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most
# If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
# I don’t have to be careful, I’ve got a gun
# I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?